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Everybody farts and everybody poops. Yep, even girls. Whether you’re a child or an adult, poop can be pretty funny. So, why not embrace the humor?
If there’s someone in your life who is obsessed with potty humor — whether it’s a swift Pfft that makes ’em giggle or those turd emojis with faces — then the gifts featured below are guaranteed to crack a smile. Ready to give the gift of a good laugh? Keep reading for some of the best potty humor gift ideas!
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alesTOY Fishing for Floaters
FISHIN’ FOR POO
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Combine the fun of toy fishing games with the hilarity of potty humor and you get Fishing for Floaters. Safe for kids and complete with both fishing rod and butterfly net options, Fishing for Floaters is a great bath toy for kids 3 years and up. Throw the floaters in the tub and let your kids have tons of fun trying to collect them. You can always fish for floaters in the pool, too!
Hasbro Gaming Toilet Trouble Flushdown
DOUBLE THE TOILET TROUBLE
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For lovers of the original Toilet Trouble game, Toilet Trouble Flushdown is the ultimate face-off. Players go head-to-head with their opposing toilets, spinning their roll of TP the fastest in order to avoid getting sprayed with the dreaded potty water. Both potties make flushing sounds, making it perfect for family game night, playdates, birthday parties, and more.
Sparkle Toots The Original Tooting Unicorn Plush
TACOS? TOOT TOOT!
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Look out — this magical, rainbow unicorn farts! Squeeze Sparkle Toots’ taco bag and just like anyone of us after Taco Tuesday, Toots lets out a little fart. He’ll also say things like, “Don’t squeeze me, I’ll toot!” and “Do you want to see how rainbows are made?” Kids will laugh for hours at Toots’ honesty — just don’t take him to a yoga class. Things could get awkward.
Don’t Step In It
LOOK OUT!
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Whatever you do, watch where you step. Don’t Step In It is a hilarious game from Hasbro that’s perfect for parties and playdates. First, you use the mold and poo-colored clay to make small piles of crap. They get placed on the “grass” gameboard, then you get blindfolded as you try to make it through the yard without stepping on a sh*t. It may be kinda gross, but it’s also pretty hilarious.
BigMouth Inc. Potty Piano
PLAY THE PEE-ANO
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Let’s be honest, sometimes being in the bathroom to do your business can get boring. You know, some times take longer than others. The PottyPiano from BigMouth, Inc. gives your giftee something to do while #1-ing and #2-ing. Mess around on the keys with your feet as you do your biz or try to learn a few jingles while you tinkle.
ArtCreativity Squirt Toilet With 3D Poo Emoji
SQUIRT, SQUIRT
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The ultimate gag gift, this little loo will certainly get a lot of laughs. Fill it up with water, then gift it to any unsuspecting friend who loves potty humor. When they lift the lid to see the tiny poo-poo inside, a jet of water will stream out, clown-flower style. Is there anything funnier?
Fart Fairy Poop Emoji Farting Plush Toy
FAIRIES FART, TOO!
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Nothing complicated here. If you know a kid or a grown-up who cracks up at the sound of farts, this farting fairy is the ultimate gift. Just squeeze her belly to hear her toot.
Kangaroo’s Super Cool Unicorn Poop Slime
POOPIE, SLIMY, AND TOTALLY PURPLE
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Face it: Children love slime. Whether it’s a poop-obsession thing or a sensory thing, kids love playing with slime, smelling slime, even making slime. This Unicorn Poop Super Cool Poopie Slime moves like a liquid, feels like a solid, and is galaxy-colored, so it reflects a metallic sheen throughout. It’s all the fun of potty humor, without the turd-brown color.
Pile Driver Remote Control Poop Car With Spinning And Farting Action
REMOTE CONTROL SH*T
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Baby Driver? More like Pile Driver. It’s the #2 toy in the world… Get it? This remote control sh*t rides around your house, spins 360 degrees, and is even equipped with a sound system that emits fart noises. It may ride like a piece of crap, but it’ll drive your pet crazy and crack your friends up.
Spirit Linen Emoji Bed Sheet Sets With Pillow Case
FOR THOSE WHO SH*T THE BED
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Bed sh*tter in your life? Get them the most appropriate yet inappropriate gift of all time. It’s thoughtful, hysterical, and surprisingly, hypoallergenic. Made of 100% super-soft microfiber polyester, these linens come with two matching sh*tty pillowcases, too.
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