Easter can be a pretty whimsical but sometimes brutal holiday. I mean, have you ever seen an Easter Egg hunt? There should be an EMS vehicle parked nearby. Maybe after Sally knocks Tommy over in an overzealous brawl for the orange plastic Easter egg, you can comfort him with some of these clean, kid-friendly Easter jokes and cheeky puns. And some chocolate, of course.

1. What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
Eggshausted

2. What does the Easter Bunny plant next to the green beans in his garden?
Jelly beans

3. What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny?
A honey bunny

4. What proof is there that carrots are good for the eyes?
You don’t see rabbits wearing eye glasses

5. Where does the Easter Bunny get all of the eggs he hides?
He gets them from an eggplant

6. What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
14 carrot gold

7. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after

8. How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg-xercise

9. What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A funny bunny

10. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter Egg a joke?
Because it might crack up

11. How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
Eggs mark the spot

12. What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Hare mail

13. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A runny bunny

14. Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?
Because he is too young to drive

15. How do you know the Easter Bunny liked his trip?
Because he said it was egg-cellent

16. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
He gets hopping mad

17. How does the Easter Bunny paint all those Easter Eggs?
He hires Santa’s elves to help during their off season

18. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance?
The bunny hop

19. How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?
He hires Santa’s elves during the off season.

20. What did the Easter Bunny do after its wedding?
Went on a nice bunnymoon

21. Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?
The bunny hill

22. How does the Easter Bunny travel on vacation?
On hare planes

23. What do you call a rabbit comedian?
A funny bunny

24. How do rabbits stay cool during the summer?
With hare conditioning

25. What do you call a forgetful rabbit?
A hare-brain

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26. Which side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur?
The outside

27. What do you say to the Easter Bunny on his birthday?
Hoppy birthday

28. Where did the Easter Bunny go for a new tail?
To a retail store

29. What game does the Easter Bunny like to play at the park?
Hopscotch

30. What did the Easter Bunny put a dictionary in his pants?
He wanted to be a smarty pants

31. What do you get when you cross an Dumbo with the Easter Bunny?
An elephant who always remembers to eat all of his carrots

32. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur from getting messed up?
He uses lots of hare spray

33. What does the Easter Bunny do when he gets out of the shower?
He uses a hare dryer

34. What do you call the Easter Bunny when he has fleas?
Bugs Bunny

35. What did one Easter egg say to the other Easter egg?
Want to hear a funny yolk

36. How does the Easter Bunny’s day always end?
With a Y

37. Why make the Easter Bunny so lucky?
He always has four rabbits feet on him

38. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset when he looked in the mirror?
He was having a bad hare day

39. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Just look for the gray hares

40. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline

41. Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs

42. Where do Easter bunnies dance?
At the basketball

43. Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
IHOP

44. What kind of stories do rabbits like best?
Ones with hoppy endings

45. What kind of music do bunnies like?
Hip Hop

46. What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain?
Get wet

47. Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct

48. Why did the Easter Bunny join the gym?
To get lots of eggs-ercise

49. How does Easter end?
With an R

50. How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
Eggs mark the spot

51. What do you call an Easter Egg from Outer space?
An egg-stra-terrestrial

52. What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
Fry-day

53. Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy?
In his Easter casket

54. What do you call the Easter Bunny on the day after Easter?
Tired

55. Why is the Easter Bunny so smart?
He’s an egghead

56. What happened to the Easter Bunny when he was naughty at school?
He was eggs-pelled

57. Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
He kept quacking the eggs

58. How do bunnies stay in shape?
HAREobics

59. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot

60. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken

61. What did one egg say to the other?
Heard any good yolks lately?

62. What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion

63. Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn’t have the hare fare

64. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs

65. What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you

66. Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken

67. How does an Easter chicken bake a cake?
From scratch

68. Why are people always tired in April?
Because they’ve just finished a March

69. What kind of stories are the Easter Bunny’s favorite?
Bunny Tales

70. What do you get when you cross a bumblebee with the Easter bunny?
A honey bunny

71. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Easter
Easter who?
The Easter Bunny

72. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mora
Mora who?
Mora chocolate bunnies

73. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Howie
Howie who?
Howie gonna get all the Easter eggs?

74. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more eggs to decorate?

75. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo, who?
Don’t cry, the Easter Bunnies will come back next year

76. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to listen to any more ether bunny jokes?

77. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Donna.
Donna who?
Donna want to decorate some eggs?

78. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther Easter Bunny coming?

79. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi the eggs around the house.

80. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to do the Bunny Hop.

81. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots

82. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited to see me?

83. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to find an Easter egg?

84. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma Easter eggs are gone. Can I have one of yours?

85. Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to have an Easter basket

86. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Carrie
Carrie who?
Carrie my Easter basket please, it’s too heavy

87. Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut forget to say Happy Easter!

88. Who’s there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Hans off my Easter candy!

89. Who’s there?
Tommy.
Tommy who?
Tommy aches from eating too many Easter jelly beans.

90. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster?
The oyster bunny

91. Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it’s easier than wallpapering them

92. Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch T.V.?
Because their cable was scrambled

93. What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker

94. What’s pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
His lucky people’s foot

95. What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite state capital?
Albunny, New York

96. What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
An eggsplanation

97. Why was the father Easter egg so strict?
He was hard-boiled

98. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte!

99. What type of movie is about water fowl?
A duckumentary

100. What do ducks have for lunch?
Soup and quackers

101. Why is the letter A like a flower?
A bee comes after it

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