We at Scary Mommy are all about self-Love, both the emotional AND the physical kind. The idea that in this day and age female masturbation is still considered a taboo subject should be considered taboo. We mean, men would make an olympic sport out of it if they could, so we ladies should feel confident in keeping our climaxes out of the closet. Doing internet research and comparative shopping on vibrators can still take you down some dark black holes (we’re talking about websites) so we’ve rounded up a few top-selling sex toys so you can keep your Google browsing history pristine.
TRACY’S DOG Clitoral Sucking Vibrator
This unique vibrator uses orgasmic suction to simulate a sucking sensation, encircling your clitoris and targeting it for intense stimulation. Sound intense? You have no idea. Read about this woman’s amazing Amazon review that we’d nominate for a Pulitzer if we could.
$43.99 AT AMAZON
PALOQUETH G Spot Rabbit Vibrator
Remember the infamous “rabbit” episode on “Sex and the City”? We’ve come a long way since then (pun intended) but this rabbit-style vibrator will still treat you right. Plus it’s “whisper quiet” and USB rechargeable. Says one reviewer while she basked in the afterglow, “It took me a minute to adjust everything, and when I turned it on it was like nothing I’ve ever experienced in my whole life. I couldn’t hear, couldn’t move. I felt like my body levitated off the bed!!”
$25.99 AT AMAZON
TREEDIRIDE Wearable Remote Control Vibrator
If you’ve ever fantasized about bringing your sex toy out of the bedroom and incorporating it into your daily routine (hey, why not?), this remote controlled vibrator can turn your next boring corporate meeting or playgroup date into something much more special. Says one public wearer, “You can walk around, clean your house, go out for date night, etc., and no one will ever know you’re wearing this…It is very discreet under clothing, but I wouldn’t recommend wearing really tight yoga pants if you’re going out in public unless you have a long top on…”
$22.96 AT AMAZON
PALOQUETH Couples Vibrator
Sure it’s self-love, but it doesn’t have to be a singles-only sport. Get your partner in on the action with this vibrator especially for couples. It has 10 different speeds and is waterproof for “aquatic fun.” Says one satisfied customer, “Oh my goodness, stop reading this review and just buy it. There are so many great ways you can use this massager and so many hours of fun to be had. I wholeheartedly am in love with this item. It’s great for both partners and great quality.”
$25.69 AT AMAZON
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