There’s really nothing sweeter than the sound of a child’s hysterical laughter. Kids are pretty funny and they’re always seeking out new, silly jokes to crack up over. We decided to jot down our favorite clean puns and kid-friendly jokes to keep the belly laughs rolling. Read on and check out the best jokes for kids!

1. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear.

2. What do kids play when they can’t play with a phone?
Bored games.

3. What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
PRIME-mates.

4. What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.

5. Why was the weightlifter upset?
She worked with dumbbells.

6. Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They’re always stuffed!

7. What did the policeman say to his tummy?
Freeze. You’re under a vest.

8. What does one volcano say to the other?
I lava you!

9. What’s Thanos’ favorite app to talk to friends?
Snap chat.

10. What event do spiders love to attend?
Webbings.

11. What did one math book say to the other?
I’ve got so many problems.

12. Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their buttquacks.

13. Why can’t you ever tell a joke around glass?
It could crack up.

14. How do you know when a bike is thinking?
You can see its wheels turning.

15. How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
She sent her a pee-mail.

16. How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked!

17. Why did the daddy rabbit go to the barber?
He had a lot of little hares.

18. What kind of shoes do private investigators wear?
Sneak-ers.

19. How do billboards talk?
Sign language.

20. What is brown and sticky?
A stick!

21. What game does the sky love to play?
Twister.

22. Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They’re too cheesy.

23. What kind of lunch do moms never prepare in the morning?
Their own.

24. Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it’s over your head.

25. What time is it when people are throwing pieces of bread at your head?
Time to duck.

26. What do you do if someone rolls their eyes at you?
Roll them back.

27. What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can’t tunafish.

28. What did the sink say to the potty?
You look flushed!

29. What’s a snake’s strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.

30. Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.

31. What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.

32. What kind of nut doesn’t like money?
Cash ew.

33. Learning how to collect trash wasn’t hard.
I just picked it up as I went along.

34. Why is it so windy inside a stadium?
There are hundreds of fans.

35. Do you know how many famous men and women were born on your birthday?
None, only babies.

36. Why didn’t the lamp sink?
It was too light.

37. Why do vampires seem sick?
They’re always coffin.

38. Where do cows go on December 31st?
A moo year’s eve party.

39. Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?
There are too many ears.

40. Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him!

41. What did the snowman ask the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?

42. How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket.

43. What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.

44. Why did the cookie go to the doctor’s office?
He was feeling crummy.

45. What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast.

46. Why do bowling pins have such a hard life?
They’re always getting knocked down.

47. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.

48. Where were pencils invented?
PENCIL-vania.

49. Why are penguins socially awkward?
Because they can’t break the ice.

50. How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A BUCK-aneer.

51. Why can’t you trust zookeepers?
They love cheetahs.

52. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
Sundae school.

53. Where do cows go for entertainment?
Moo-vies.

54. Why couldn’t the duck pay for dinner?
Her bill was too big.

55. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.

56. What did Jack say to Jill after they rolled down the hill?
I think I spilled the water.

57. Why are ghosts such bar liars?
You can see right through them.

58. What animal dresses up and howls?
A wearwolf.

59. What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.

60. What did the mother elephant say to her kids when they weren’t behaving?
Tusk, tusk.

61. What are bald sea captains most worried about?
Cap sizes.

62. What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.

63. What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.

64. Where do hamburgers go dancing?
A meatball.

65. What’s blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.

66. How do elves learn how to spell?
They study the elf-abet.

67. Why were bikes suspended from school?
They spoke too much.

68. What kind of music do balloons hate?
Pop.

69. What time is it when a ball goes through the window?
Time to get a new window.

70. Why can’t your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.

71. If you take your watch to be fixed, make sure you don’t pay up front.
Wait until the time is right.

72. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.

73. What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look. I’m about to change.

74. What did one DNA strand ask the other DNA strand?
Do these genes look okay?

75. Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.

76. What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.

77. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!

78. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.

79. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone.

80. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
She’ll Let It Go.

81. Don’t leave any food around your computer.
It takes a lot of bytes.

82. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
The chicken didn’t exist yet.

83. What’s a king’s favorite kind of weather?
Reign.

84. What did the broccoli say to the celery?
Quit stalking me.

85. Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.

86. What happened with the kidnapping in the park?
They woke him up.

87. Why can’t the music teacher start his car?
His keys are on the piano.

88. What did Aquaman say to his kids when they wouldn’t eat their food?
Water you waiting for?

89. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are really good at it.

90. How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.

91. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.

92. What do cows read?
CATTLE-logs.

93. Why are spiders great web developers?
They like finding bugs.

94. What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk!

95. Why kind of bug is in the FBI?
A SPY-der.

96. Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!

97. I spent five minutes fixing a broken clock yesterday.
At least, I think it was five minutes…

98. Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron!

99. How did the barber win the race?
He knew a short cut.

100. What do you call a cow that can’t moo?
A milk dud.

101. What did one hat say to the other?
Stay here, I’m going on ahead.

102. What’s the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth.

103. Why was the broom late?
It over-swept.

104. What room doesn’t have doors?
A mushroom.

105. How do modern day pirates keep in touch?
SEA-mail.

106. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
He was outstanding in his field.

107. Where does Superman’s wife drive?
Lois’ lane.

108. Where do horses live?
In neighhh-borhoods.

109. What do you get when you put cheese next to some ducks?
Cheese and quakers.

110. What do you call a tired pea?
Sleep-pea.

111. What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice krispies.

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