Applicant is required to pay the corresponding application fee. For new applicants, an application card will be given upon payment. Fill-up the application card and proceed to the next step. For those with renewal form or a personal copy of clearance certificate, any changes in address and the new purpose shall be indicated thereat. In case of a single woman who got married, the husband's surname shall also be indicated.
(Wow! pagpasok mo sobrang init, meron nga "electric fan" kulob nmn ung buong rum ngeh! eh para san pa yung mga yun?. Isa pang dahilan kung bakit mainit, hehe bawal pumasok ang mga nka tsinelas, shorts, at sando kaya lahat ng babaeng nakasando ayun! naghihintay sa labas, wahaha OMG, dami sexy... Grrr, it's really hot in there....
Oo nga pala, Php20.00 ang bayad para sa kaayusan at kalinisan -entrance fee-
OK ok, literal ito, Php20.00 para sa kaayusan at kalinisan -entrance fee- Pagpasok mo nasa kanan mo Lang yung kuhaan ng Application Form, tapos dalian mo! haha unahan kayo sa pila sa Step 1 kasi sa unang step pa lang ang haba na ng pila, kaya GO GO GO!!! takbo na! - After nito nasa kanan ulit, Go to next floor for Steps 2,3,4)

The data/information you wrote on the application will be verified if it is legible or correct.
(From here there are two options, either go to Step 5 or pumila ka ulit ng pagkahaba haba sa madilim, masikip at mainit na palapag. #BEWARE!# ang pila dito ay, parang bituka ng manok - Hmm, pero mukhang ganito na talaga eh, para lang magkasya lahat - After nito, punta ka lang ulit sa isa na namang pila - Step 3 ka na! malapit na, sa likod lang mismo ng Step 2, at OO, mahaba na naman ito.)

Your name will be checked for any similar name against our Database.
(Damn! quick search, not more than 3minutes ang isang tao - Now go to Step 4, yey! picture taking na po ito, dali! takbo na, takbo na sa kabilang dulo ng palapag na ito)

Whether you are a new or renewal applicant, you will be photographed or your image will be captured.
(Ganda ng camera nila dito, I swear!... mukhang security camera. digicam yata ito?, hindi ko lang makita kung ano ang tatak ng digicam nila eh... Ok na? Ready, Smile!... Ooops, teka lang, tapos na agad yan... Hindi ka pa nakakapost eh ok na - NOw go to Step 5, aakyat ka ulit sa next floor)

Only new applicants are required to be fingerprinted. Renewal applicants will no longer be fingerprinted and should proceed to the next step.
(Waah! matatapos ka na, last floor na ito... Hmm, kung tapos ka na magpaFingerPrint eh di Step 6 ka na... #BEWARE# minsan ang mga kumukuha ng FingerPrint eh sadista, kaya magingat. First is your Right Hand, Thumb first, Index, Middle, Ring, TeenyWeeny. Next is your Left Hand, TeenyWeeny first, Ring, Middle, Index, and Thumb... Oo nga pala, magbayad lang po ng Php2.00 para sa pantanggal ng Ink sa kamay(para sa may gusto lang), kahit na libre naman mgtanggal kasi my wash room naman. - Now go to Step 6)

You will be informed of the schedule of release of your clearance certificate.
(No Comment - ibibigay mo lang naman yung Form mo then, my tatak sa likod ng receipt mo, HIT or NO HIT?... Damn, ano ba yun? share nyo naman oh)

Your clearance certificate will be released in this area.
(Ito na tapos na, haay. bigay mo resibo, kung NO HIT pwede mo na kunin NBI Clearance mo. At pag HIT, ayy! langya, No chance na makukuha mo yun agad)