How to date a vegetarian successfully? Especially when you are not one:

Article written by Palak Arora, a contributor author of Lightning Speed Dating Blog.

1. We love to eat. We might not appreciate slaughtering animals and snacking on innards and gore but we don’t hate those who consume meat. We are sensible and sensitive when it comes to choices. And, for your information, you haven’t lived until you’ve been to a veggie lover potluck. Once we gather an estimate on the nutritional values of any foodstuff, we scarf it all up as though we have real vacuums in our mouths. You might be inspired to advance to the side in fear of losing an appendage while we are… eating (or, vacuuming).

2. We can eat out pretty much any place. We hold no negative feelings towards anti-vegans and we always hold respect for any meat-lover. I once devoured a massive 5 oz steak at a steakhouse and everybody was envious of my plate. Genuine story.

3. In any case, we’ll adore you perpetually in the event that you convey us to a veggie lover eatery (or one with awesome vegetarian alternatives). Show us that you can give it a second thought AND that you won’t try to bite the dust on the off chance that you don’t eat meat at one dinner. Show us that you can resist it!

4. You can absolutely get some information about veganism! We genuinely cherish discussing it with people who aren’t critical, but inquisitive. If you make your queries from a caring and a curious place, trust us to give you all our attention! What’s more, by the end of the night, rest assured of having perhaps scored a chance… we relish liberality (also, sex, mmm…)

5. Kindly don’t eat a burger before us and go all “mmmMMMmmm DON’T YOU MISS THIS!?” as the dead animal moves with a ghostly grace down your oesophagus. Why you shouldn’t do this; we will never, ever engage in sexual relations with you following this tiny episode. What’s more, we’re all entirely hot. (Manage it!)

6. Kindly don’t state, “You’re a veggie lover? I’d have never imagined it! You’re always so close-lipped!” Contrary to some stale-ass jokes, most vegetarians don’t circumvent shouting about their veganism. Loads of us veggie lovers stroll among you and you don’t know it!

7. Pretty kindly don’t state, “You don’t look like a veggie lover!” Sorry to disappoint you but not all vegetarians are dull or withered miserable sacks who cry about the barbarities of the world while biting on their daily supper of bark and drinking tears. We’ve our own shape, own size, and have our own sort of haircut. Indeed, even mullets. (I know. We’re not great.)

8. You don’t need to be a vegetarian, just be a decent human being. We’d presumably still need to bone you down regardless of whether your feast had bones.

9. We’ll cook wonderful sustenance for you. Thus, a lot of it. Stay assured that you will be eating real-tasty stuff constantly when you are dating a vegan as we would’ve perfected the art of cooking just to appease your appetite! What’s more, the vegetarian proverb is Always Be Eating Tasty Stuff (ABETS).

10. We’re pretty chill. We aren’t great fans of battling it out with our own desires, I mean, we don’t have to battle, period. But, if you are planning to convert to a dear veggie, and you have successfully accomplished the same after crossing the hurdles, welcome to the battle free association!

12. 12. We adore you. All things considered, not unusually, but plenty of our dearest acquaintances aren’t vegetarians (YET), and we don’t slit their throats and wear them as substance suits.

Well! Perhaps being a vegan is the trend these days, but some of the spaces are still meant to be filled against being a vegan …. BUT IT’S COOL BEING ONE.

This blog was edited by Amalia Abbar from our Corporate Office.