Battleship was merely the tip of the bad idea iceberg set to run aground and destroy us. There is a Tetris movie in the works and this Fall, Ouija slides its way into theaters.
So, I thought. Why not beat the machine to the punch. Here is my list of the SO BAD LET’S MAKE THEM MOVIES BASED ON GAMES
Christopher Nolan’s Reversi
Hungry Hungry Hippos 2: The Purging
Hungry Hungry Hippos 2: The Purging
Martin Scorcese’s Monopoly with Daniel Day Lewis playing Rich Uncle Pennybags
Joaquin Phoenix stars in UNO, a film by Spike Jonze
Judd Apatow’s Ants in the Pants
Russell Crowe squares off against Christoph Waltz in Terrence Malick’s RISK
Quentin Tarrantino’s Grindhouse double feature Trivial Pursuit/Scrabble
Rob Zombie’s Candy Land
Liam Nesson in Sorry!
Michael Bay’s Perfection
