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Famous Funny Boss Quotes

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. Bill Gates

It takes less time to do a thing right than it does to explain why you did it wrong. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early. Groucho Marx

Every day I get up and look through the ‘Forbes’ list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. Robert Orben

Doing nothing is very hard to do you never know when you’re finished. Leslie Nielsen

There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it? Kin Hubbard

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. Steven Wright

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter. John Gotti

The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs one step at a time. Joe Girard

Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done. Peter Drucker

You never become a howling success by just howling. Bob Harrington

It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you. Dwight D. Eisenhower

Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful. Benjamin Disraeli

People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do. Elbert Hubbard

Do not be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite out of you. Zig Ziglar

I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one. Clarence Darrow

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. Ray Kroc Luck

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. Oscar Wilde

The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches. Bove’s Theorem

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. George Carlin

If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be meetings Dave Barry

12. It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work. William Faulkner

God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die. Bill Watterson

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Edgar Bergen

Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.  Pablo Picasso

You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic. Zig Ziglar

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. Douglas Adams

As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement. Tom Goins

Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop talking about their work. Lemony Snicket

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. Jerome K. Jerome

I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. Ashleigh Brilliant

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