Money are coins or notes special pieces of paper) that are used to buy things, or an amount of these that a person has. Profoundly inspirational funny Money quotes will brighten up your day and make you feel ready to take on anything.

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Famous Funny Money Quotes

Money is like a sixth sense  and you can’t make use of the other five without it. William Somerset Maugham

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money

Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort. Helen Gurley Brown

I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.  Fran Lebowitz

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. Woody Allen

Money without brains is always dangerous.  Napoleon Hill

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. Jackie Mason

If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.  J. Paul Getty

It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white the only color that really matters is green. Family Guy

I am having an out of money experience.

Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it. Rebecca Johnson

Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody. Benjamin Franklin

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket Kin Hubbard

Money is like a sixth sense and you can’t make use of the other five without it. William Somerset Maugham

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. Bob Hope

Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. Do you know why dogs have no money? No Pockets. Jerry Seinfeld

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money. Robin Williams

It’s easy to meet expenses, everywhere we go, there they are. 

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. Donald Trump

We live by the golden rule. Those who have the gold make the rules.

The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money. IRS auditor

I’m so poor I can’t pay attention.  Ron Kittle

Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money?  No Pockets. Jerry Seinfeld

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.  Will Smith

Money is the best deodorant. Elizabeth Taylor

Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice. Tim Ferriss

He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?  John Barrymore

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. Oscar Wilde

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habit with my net income.  Errol Flynn

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. Robert Orben

I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need if I die by 4 o’clock.  Henny Youngman

Money often costs too much. Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.  Jack Yelton

Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail Richard Friedman

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. James GoldsmithWhat’s worth doing is worth doing for money. Michael Douglas

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments Earl Wilson

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. Groucho Marx

20There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one. Jack Yelton

Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street.  Jay Leno

 Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due. 

They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.  Joseph Addison

 Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. Sam Ewing

The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket. Kin Hubbard

Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence. Max Amsterdam

If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around.  Christina Stead

 Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back.

I like my money where I can see it, hanging in my closet.  Sex and the City

 If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. 

Anyone who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn’t have any.

I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. Joe Louis

Money talks, bullshit walks. Stephen King

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. J. Paul Getty

Too many people spend money to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.  Will Rogers

 Women prefer men who have something tender about them  especially the legal kind. Kay Ingram

Most people work just hard enough to not get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.  George Carlin

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer. 

I don’t want money. It is only people who pay their bills who want that, and I never pay mine. Oscar Wilde

 Money often costs too much. Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fool and his money are soon married.Carolyn Wells

The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste. M.W. Harrison

Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month, others just go over them. Sally Poplin

I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention. Ron Kittle, 1987

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. Bob Hope

 It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. Groucho Marx

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. Jackie Mason

 We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules. Buzzie Babasi

Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five. W. Somerset Maugham

 The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters. Jean Paul Kauffmann

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.Woody Allen

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