Profoundly inspirational Laundry quotes will fire up your brain and encourage you to look at life differently while making you laugh.

Famous Laundry Quotes

Wash your clothes get a clean conscience

Sitting there watching the laundry go around in the dryer, I thought about the round world and hygiene. We’ve made a lot of progress, you know. We  used to think that disease was an act of God. Then we figured out it was a product of human ignorance, so we’ve been cleaning up our act literally ever since. We’ve been getting the excrement off our hands and clothes and bodies and food and houses

Cleanliness is next to godliness

Be sure to take everything out of your pockets, Lisa dear. You don’t want your precious things to get all wet and soapy.

Getting the stains out is half the battle

The least I can do for him is give his overalls a good drying

A better you start with clean clothes

Her great ambition was to own a laundry too, not a hand affair like mother’s, but a real steam one where she would walk about and tell dozens of girls in white overalls how to work.

We don’t do laundry, I nuke it!

Maybe a good rule in life is never to become too important to do your own laundry. Barry Sanders

Got to get the stains out!

Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it’s ready to wear again? Elayne Boosler

Cleaning up the world, one sock at a time

Humanity is the washerwoman of society that wrings out its dirty laundry in tears. Karl Kraus

Send your laundry out for professional care so you can stay in your jammies

You know it’s time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker. Zach Galifianakis

Come do laundry with us

The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry. It just gets dirtier. Frank Serpico

The best way to wash away a bad day

The ordinary activities I find most compatible with contemplation are walking, baking bread, and doing laundry. Kathleen Norris

You’ll never know you wore it once we’ve washed it!

The price of gold is up 14 fold since last time I tried unfolding it. And laundry has declined two fold. Jarod Kintz

Liven up your wash

Oh, let there be nothing on earth but laundry, Nothing but rosy hands in the rising steam And clear dances done in the sight of heaven. Richard Wilbur

Have more fun with your laundry

Give me a laundry list and I’ll set it to music. Gioachino Rossini

Clean and fresh in seconds

Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color

You are what you wear. Be clean, be fresh!

Behind every working woman is an enormous pile of unwashed laundry. Barbara Dale

Don’t get caught with dirty pants!

Give me a laundry list and I’ll set it to music. Gioacchino Rossini

Did you forget to launder? Call us

The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell. Joseph Smith, Jr

24 hours to a day, clean clothes follow the same time schedule

No matter how hard I try to keep up with it there is always a mountain of laundry. I’m starting to think its self breeding.

All day fresh, laundry made to last

Look after your laundry, and your soul will look after itself. W Somerset Maugham

So fresh, so clean, so white

No matter what your laundry list of requirements in choosing a mate, there has to be an element of good luck and good fortune and good timing. Patty Duke

With laundry fresh, your clothes will be left smelling great and looking even better

Behind every successful woman is a basket of dirty laundry. Sally Forth

Your clothes need it more than you do

The nearest one to a tumble dryer was if the laundry basket was dropped on the way to the washing line and then the whole lot went tumbling down the drive. Ann Patras

Why do your clothes have to suffer?

A good time here is going to Rite Aid. A big Sunday is doing your laundry. Whit Lesure

We help you tame the laundry monster!

 Behind every working woman is an enormous pile of unwashed laundry.  Barbara Dale

Be the strong one  toss your laundry to us

 No matter what your laundry list of requirements in choosing a mate, there has to be an element of good luck and good fortune and good timing. Patty Duke

Let us do the dirty work for you

A good laundry room with storage can make life easier. Jonathan Scott

Money doesn’t buy class. Good laundry does

I live a quiet daytime life. I walk everywhere. I lie down. I wash socks. I fry an egg. Pete Burns

A bit of bleach will have your whites whiter than ever before

I find myself dreaming of doing normal things  like staying home and washing dishes. Shalom Harlow

Cleanliness invites adventure

My worst job was working in the laundry of a nursing home. Rickie Lee Jones

Bathroom doors open, laundry disappears

Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes. P.J. O’Rourke

Do it for the kids

You know it’s time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker. Zach Galifianakis

Wash clothing inside out to protect them from fading

Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry. John Avery

Washing machines are everybody’s best friend

A good laundry room with storage can make life easier. Jonathan Scott

We’re so much more than laundry

Laundry, liturgy and women’s work all serve to ground us in the world, and they need not grind us down. Our daily tasks, whether we perceive them as drudgery or essential, life supporting work, do not define who we are as women or as human beings. Kathleen Norris

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If I don’t do laundry today, I’m gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow. Anna Paquin

Yes, it’s true! We wash the dirtiest of garments for you

It’s a purging of sorts. Like, when you’re all done doing your laundry and it’s fresh and bright, but washing the clothes, you wouldn’t want to get in while it’s spinning around. Maynard James Keenan

Who does your dirty laundry? We do, that’s who

Love is a mental illness going in and mental illness coming out. In between, you do a lot of laundry. Steve Lopez

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Laundry’s easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put ’em on, dry ’em with a hair blower. Elayne Boosler

The only place you’ll ever find affordable, quality washers and dryers

No other job in the world could possibly dispossess one so completely as this job of teaching. You could stand all day in the laundry, for instance, still in possession of your mind. Sylvia Ashton Warner

Dry cleaning has never been so easy

I really like doing the laundry, because I succeed at it. But I loathe putting it away. It is already clean. Jenny Holzer

Laundry. It’s no longer just your mom’s job

The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels, and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell. Joseph Smith, Jr

You’ll never wear an old shirt again

I won’t put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises  namely, the shuffling footsteps of the living dead. David Sedaris

We do the laundry, you look good

It turns out that a husband who does the laundry, it’s very romantic when you’re older. And it’s hard to believe when you’re younger. But it’s absolutely true. Sheryl Sandberg

It’s time to wash your clothes, not your hands of them

It will all come out in the wash

Let us handle the dirty work for you

 The laundry is looking at me dirty again

Laundry doesn’t have to be boring

 Sometimes you might feel like no one’s there for you, but you know who’s ALWAYS there for you? Laundry. Laundry will always be there for you.

Clean, fast, and free pickup

Check your pockets or finders keepers.

Excellent quality is worth the price tag

I love laundry! said no one ever.

A superwash is what you need

 Sorting out life one load at a time

Keep calm and do laundry

 I’m just a girl, standing in front of her dryer, asking her clothes to fold themselves

We put the fun in washing clothes

 This home is filled with endless love, laughter and laundry.

Life’s perfect when your underwear is fresh from the laundry

 When I said ‘I do’ I didn’t mean the laundry

Don’t let your laundry go to waste

Behind every working woman is an enormous pile of unwashed laundry. Barbara Dale

Where clothes go to refresh

 As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy

Making laundry easy at home

Laundry  take it one load at a time

A fresh new fragrance for your clothes and home

I love doing laundry! Except for putting it in the dryer, taking it out and folding it and then putting it away.

Bring the sparkle back to life

 Laundry prayer: grant me the serenity to accept the stains I cannot get out, the courage to bleach the ones I can, and the wisdom to remove that one red sock from the load of whites

Do you want to feel grime-free? Get your laundry done

 I’m pretty sure my laundry breeds while I sleep.

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Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry. John Avery

Laundry should be a breeze

If I don’t do laundry today, I’m gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow. Anna Paquin

Have your laundry professionally cleaned

I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.

This is a nice feeling  looking at the clean, folded pile of laundry, ready to put away

The laundry room is closed due to illness. I’m sick of doing laundry.

We make your clothes shine bright

Washing dirty things never felt so good

Simple, quality service that gets the basics right

Based on the amount of laundry I do a week, I’m convinced people live here who I haven’t met yet.

Fall in love with the way your clothes smell thanks to Sun Wash

 If you can wash, dry, fold and put away laundry all in one day I’m not sure we can be friends

Use our service to clean all laundry, be it undergarments or uniform

You know you’re a mom when you’ve been washing the same load of laundry for three days because you keep forgetting to put it in the dryer.

Let’s do laundry tonight

I really like doing the laundry, because I succeed at it. But I loathe putting it away. It is already clean. Jenny Holzer

Making your clothes work as hard as you do

Sometimes I wonder, if that one missing sock after doing laundry, is the smart one. After being unhappy for so long, it finally walks away from a frayed, worn out relationship. Anthony Liccione

Fresh to the world, fresh to you

 Put away your laundry or I’ll punch you in the throat. Love, Mom.

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