Haven’t had much time lately, to research and write.  So this month I’m posting a few humorous observations on the subject of Conspiracy.

I hate conspiracy theorists. I'm sure they're all working together somehow to bring down society.
--andygosmore, Sickipedia.org:

Remember that voice on AOL that said 'you've got mail'? Turns out it was the NSA.
--Hayden Black

Ever since the government's spying scandal was exposed, sales of the novel 1984 have jumped 6,000 percent on Amazon. Yeah, 1984 shows how scary it would be if society tracked everything you do. And if you want to read it, just buy it on a website that tracks everything you do.
--Jimmy Fallon

The CIA now has a Twitter account. Don't bother checking, they're already following you.
--Warren Holstein

I was going to become a conspiracy theorist, until I heard what the government and their secret aliens do to conspiracy theorists.
--Hugh Jerection, Sickipedia.org:

I disapprove of every conspiracy of which I am not a part.
--Joke Buddha

Under the headline “USA Denies Torture,” a CIA spokesperson explained, “You say water boarding.  We say Ice Bucket Challenge!”
--Joker Z

NSA leaker Edward Snowden somehow managed to get out of the U.S. with all their information. Now where is he? He's in Russia now, going to be in Ecuador or wherever. He remains at large. Now what are the odds out of 350 million Americans, the only one the government wasn't watching was him?
--Jay Leno

It's that time of year again when all the conspiracy nuts are online with their batshit crazy 9/11 theories.  My personal favourite is the one about 19 Muslim blokes finding the wherewithal to launch a coordinated terrorist attack on a national level.
--Widowwarmer,  Sickipedia.org:

The CIA played horrible songs over and over to torture detainees. So maybe Scott Stapp's claims of being in the CIA are true.
--Adam Wolf

Conspiracy is always inspired by conspirators.
--Ernest Agyemang Yeboah