That they may have a little peace ☮, even the best dogs are compelled to snarl occasionally. ~ William Feather #Quote
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything. ~ George Carlin #Quote
Do not lust in your heart ❤️ after her beauty or let her captivate you with her eyes 👁👁. ~ #Proverbs 6:25
After handing him a report card filled with F's, the boy asked his father, "Do you think the problem is my heredity or my upbringing? ~ Unknown #Quote
As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent. ~ Socrates (Attributed) #Quote
Genuine tragedies in the world are not conflicts between right and wrong. They are conflicts between two rights. ~ Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel #Quote
We sleep 🛌 in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations -- we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. ~ Rodney Dangerfield #Quote
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination. ~ Mark Twain #Quote
When the stomach is full, it is easy to talk of fasting. ~ Saint Jerome #Quote
The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of Hell, a hell of Heaven. ~ John Milton #Quote
Women are like elephants 🐘. They are interesting to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. ~ W. C. Fields #Quote
Absurdity, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #Quote
Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art. ~ Maya Angelou #Quote
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. ~ Ogden Nash #Quote
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. ~ Albert Einstein #Quote
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. ~ Publilius Syrus #Quote
The middle class prefers comfort to pleasure, convenience to liberty, and a pleasant temperature to the deathly inner consuming fire 🔥. ~ Hermann Hesse #Quote
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ~ Mark Twain #Quote
If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, it expects what never was and never will be. ~ Thomas Jefferson #Quote
If everyone were clothed with integrity, if every heart ❤️ were just, frank, kindly, the other virtues would be well-nigh useless. ~ Moliere #Quote
As a broad generalization, big businesses have no moral objections to being whores. Getting into bed with Uncle Sam is all a question of price, not principle. ~ Jonah Goldberg #Quote
Spouse, n. Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single. ~ Unknown #Quote
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with 10,000 people. The hardest is with one. ~ Joan Baez #Quote
It was a time ⏳ when only the dead smiled, happy in their peace ☮. ~ Anna Akhmatova #Quote
Youth is a blunder; manhood a struggle; old age a regret. ~ Benjamin Disraeli, Coningsby #Quote
Right now I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time ⏳. I think I've forgotten this before. ~ Steven Wright #Quote
A nation may lose its liberties in a day, and not miss them for a century. ~ Baron de Montesquieu #Quote
I complain that the years fly past, but then I look in a mirror and see that very few of them actually got past. ~ Robert Brault #Quote
First we make our habits, then our habits make us. ~ Charles C. Noble #Quote
The notes I handle no better than many pianists. But the pauses between the notes -- ah, that is where the art resides! ~ Artur Schnabel #Quote
An honest politician is one who when he is bought will stay bought. ~ Simon Cameron #Quote
Europe is secure from any future irruptions of Barbarians; since, before they can conquer, they must cease to be barbarous. ~ Edward Gibbon #Quote
If men were angels, no government would be necessary. If angels were to govern men, neither external nor internal controls on government would be necessary. ~ James Madison #Quote
Poverty is the mother of crime. ~ Marcus Aurelius #Quote
The Romans derided [Marius's] indolence; they soon bewailed his activity. ~ Edward Gibbon #Quote
Story gives people enough space to think for themselves. ~ Annette Simmons #Quote
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. ~ Baltasar Gracian #Quote
That government is best which governs least. ~ Henry David Thoreau #Quote
All I know is I'm not a Marxist. ~ Karl Marx #Quote
I’m a romantic; a sentimental person thinks things will last, a romantic person hopes against hope that they won’t. ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald #Quote
It has been said that Democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time ⏳ to time ⏳. ~ Winston Churchill #Quote
A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time ⏳ are vaguer than yours. ~ J. B. Priestley #Quote
The surest way to escape anxiety and defeat despair is action. Do, don’t dwell. ~ Michael Josephson #Quote
Wisdom comes from context. ~ Unknown #Quote
I suppose it is much more comfortable to be mad and not know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts. ~ G. B. Burgin #Quote
We are more disturbed by a calamity which threatens us than by one which has befallen us. ~ John Lancaster Spalding #Quote
Boethius might have been styled happy, if that precarious epithet could be safely applied before the last term of the life of man. ~ Edward Gibbon #Quote
The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. ~ Benjamin Disraeli #Quote
No man becomes bad all at once. ~ Juvenal #Quote
I wasted time ⏳, and now doth time ⏳ waste me. ~ William Shakespeare #Quote
There is something even more valuable to civilization than wisdom, and that is character. ~ H. L. Mencken #Quote
Whatever a man's age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-coloured flower in his buttonhole. ~ Mark Twain, The American Claimant #Quote
Grey locks — Nature's flag of truce. ~ James Lendall Basford (1845–1915), Seven Seventy Seven Sensations, 1897 #Quote
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues. ~ Elizabeth Taylor #Quote
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. ~ Richard Lewis #Quote
When I want to know what France thinks, I ask myself. ~ Charles de Gaulle #Quote
I was born as a forest, but I feel overwhelmed by all these trees. ~ TheLadyFidgets #Quote
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. ~ Kurt Vonnegut #Quote
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. ~ Unknown #Quote
I drink to forget I drink. ~ Joe E. Lewis #Quote
To know oneself, one should assert oneself. ~ Albert Camus #Quote
A week ago, I had no idea what the future would bring, which, I guess, is always true of everyone all the time ⏳. ~ The Simpsons #Quote
He that speaks much, is much mistaken. ~ Benjamin Franklin #Quote
The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. ~ Socrates #Quote
Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters ~ Victor Hugo #Quote
When the student is ready the teacher will appear. ~ Buddhist #Proverb
Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great. ~ Henry IV of France #Quote
Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive. ~ G. K. Chesterton #Quote
The best part of every author is in general to be found in his book 📖, I assure you. ~ Samuel Johnson #Quote
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. ~ Robert Frost #Quote
Subdue your appetites, and you've conquered human nature. ~ Charles Dickens #Quote
A Jewish man with parents alive is a 15-year-old boy, and will remain a 15-year-old boy until they die. ~ Philip Roth #Quote
Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of a readiness to die. ~ G. K. Chesterton #Quote
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything. ~ George Carlin #Quote
Do not lust in your heart ❤️ after her beauty or let her captivate you with her eyes 👁👁. ~ #Proverbs 6:25
After handing him a report card filled with F's, the boy asked his father, "Do you think the problem is my heredity or my upbringing? ~ Unknown #Quote
As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent. ~ Socrates (Attributed) #Quote
Genuine tragedies in the world are not conflicts between right and wrong. They are conflicts between two rights. ~ Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel #Quote
We sleep 🛌 in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations -- we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. ~ Rodney Dangerfield #Quote
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination. ~ Mark Twain #Quote
When the stomach is full, it is easy to talk of fasting. ~ Saint Jerome #Quote
The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of Hell, a hell of Heaven. ~ John Milton #Quote
Women are like elephants 🐘. They are interesting to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. ~ W. C. Fields #Quote
Absurdity, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #Quote
Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art. ~ Maya Angelou #Quote
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. ~ Ogden Nash #Quote
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. ~ Albert Einstein #Quote
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. ~ Publilius Syrus #Quote
The middle class prefers comfort to pleasure, convenience to liberty, and a pleasant temperature to the deathly inner consuming fire 🔥. ~ Hermann Hesse #Quote
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ~ Mark Twain #Quote
If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, it expects what never was and never will be. ~ Thomas Jefferson #Quote
If everyone were clothed with integrity, if every heart ❤️ were just, frank, kindly, the other virtues would be well-nigh useless. ~ Moliere #Quote
As a broad generalization, big businesses have no moral objections to being whores. Getting into bed with Uncle Sam is all a question of price, not principle. ~ Jonah Goldberg #Quote
Spouse, n. Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single. ~ Unknown #Quote
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with 10,000 people. The hardest is with one. ~ Joan Baez #Quote
It was a time ⏳ when only the dead smiled, happy in their peace ☮. ~ Anna Akhmatova #Quote
Youth is a blunder; manhood a struggle; old age a regret. ~ Benjamin Disraeli, Coningsby #Quote
Right now I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time ⏳. I think I've forgotten this before. ~ Steven Wright #Quote
A nation may lose its liberties in a day, and not miss them for a century. ~ Baron de Montesquieu #Quote
I complain that the years fly past, but then I look in a mirror and see that very few of them actually got past. ~ Robert Brault #Quote
First we make our habits, then our habits make us. ~ Charles C. Noble #Quote
The notes I handle no better than many pianists. But the pauses between the notes -- ah, that is where the art resides! ~ Artur Schnabel #Quote
An honest politician is one who when he is bought will stay bought. ~ Simon Cameron #Quote
Europe is secure from any future irruptions of Barbarians; since, before they can conquer, they must cease to be barbarous. ~ Edward Gibbon #Quote
If men were angels, no government would be necessary. If angels were to govern men, neither external nor internal controls on government would be necessary. ~ James Madison #Quote
Poverty is the mother of crime. ~ Marcus Aurelius #Quote
The Romans derided [Marius's] indolence; they soon bewailed his activity. ~ Edward Gibbon #Quote
Story gives people enough space to think for themselves. ~ Annette Simmons #Quote
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. ~ Baltasar Gracian #Quote
That government is best which governs least. ~ Henry David Thoreau #Quote
All I know is I'm not a Marxist. ~ Karl Marx #Quote
I’m a romantic; a sentimental person thinks things will last, a romantic person hopes against hope that they won’t. ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald #Quote
It has been said that Democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time ⏳ to time ⏳. ~ Winston Churchill #Quote
A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time ⏳ are vaguer than yours. ~ J. B. Priestley #Quote
The surest way to escape anxiety and defeat despair is action. Do, don’t dwell. ~ Michael Josephson #Quote
Wisdom comes from context. ~ Unknown #Quote
I suppose it is much more comfortable to be mad and not know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts. ~ G. B. Burgin #Quote
We are more disturbed by a calamity which threatens us than by one which has befallen us. ~ John Lancaster Spalding #Quote
Boethius might have been styled happy, if that precarious epithet could be safely applied before the last term of the life of man. ~ Edward Gibbon #Quote
The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. ~ Benjamin Disraeli #Quote
No man becomes bad all at once. ~ Juvenal #Quote
I wasted time ⏳, and now doth time ⏳ waste me. ~ William Shakespeare #Quote
There is something even more valuable to civilization than wisdom, and that is character. ~ H. L. Mencken #Quote
Whatever a man's age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-coloured flower in his buttonhole. ~ Mark Twain, The American Claimant #Quote
Grey locks — Nature's flag of truce. ~ James Lendall Basford (1845–1915), Seven Seventy Seven Sensations, 1897 #Quote
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues. ~ Elizabeth Taylor #Quote
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. ~ Richard Lewis #Quote
When I want to know what France thinks, I ask myself. ~ Charles de Gaulle #Quote
I was born as a forest, but I feel overwhelmed by all these trees. ~ TheLadyFidgets #Quote
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. ~ Kurt Vonnegut #Quote
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. ~ Unknown #Quote
I drink to forget I drink. ~ Joe E. Lewis #Quote
To know oneself, one should assert oneself. ~ Albert Camus #Quote
A week ago, I had no idea what the future would bring, which, I guess, is always true of everyone all the time ⏳. ~ The Simpsons #Quote
He that speaks much, is much mistaken. ~ Benjamin Franklin #Quote
The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. ~ Socrates #Quote
Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters ~ Victor Hugo #Quote
When the student is ready the teacher will appear. ~ Buddhist #Proverb
Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great. ~ Henry IV of France #Quote
Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive. ~ G. K. Chesterton #Quote
The best part of every author is in general to be found in his book 📖, I assure you. ~ Samuel Johnson #Quote
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. ~ Robert Frost #Quote
Subdue your appetites, and you've conquered human nature. ~ Charles Dickens #Quote
A Jewish man with parents alive is a 15-year-old boy, and will remain a 15-year-old boy until they die. ~ Philip Roth #Quote
Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of a readiness to die. ~ G. K. Chesterton #Quote
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