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You Have Such a February Face

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated and jumped up and down for an hour… but by the time I got my leotards on the class was over. #JustaJoke

The word "modem" is a contraction of the words "modulate, demodulate." (MOdulate DEModulate) #factoid

You have such a February face, so full of frost, of storm and cloudiness. ~ From Much Ado About Nothing. #ShakespeareInsults

Whoever follows a crowd will never be followed by a crowd. #oneliners

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. ~ Henry David Thoreau #quote

Life is much like writing in ink : All you can do is read over your past and look forward to a blank page for your future that will soon be filled with words that can never be erased. ~ Gabe Suico #quote

Don't be concerned others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others. ~ Confucius #quote

We buy things we don't need, with money we don't have, to impress people we don't know. ~ Dr. Larry Lea #quote

Kindness: a language the deaf can hear, the blind can see, and the mute can speak. #oneliners

Nova Scotia is Latin for 'New Scotland'. #factoid

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who’ve never had any. ~ Bill Cosby #quote

Even though a marriage is made in heaven, the maintenance work has to be done here on earth! #oneliners

All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is. Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I've said before, bugs in amber. ~ Kurt Vonnegut #quote

ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. ~ Robert Orben #quote

LSD melts your mind, not in your hand #oneliner

CONSERVATIVE, n. A statesman who is enamoured of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult #bumperstickers

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. ~ Soren Kierkegaard #quotes

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. ~ Erma Bombeck #quote

Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you’ll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others. ~ Jacob M. Braude #quote

PERSEVERANCE, n. A lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? ~ Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) #quote

Cut to the Chase: Leave out all the unnecessary details and just get to the point. #ENGidiom

Never interrupt your opponent while he is making a mistake ~ Napoleon Bonaparte #quote

... true evil needs no reason to exist, it simply is and feeds upon itself. ~ E.A. Bucchianeri, A Compendium of Essays: Purcell, Hogarth and Handel, Beethoven, Liszt, Debussy, and Andrew Lloyd Webber #quote

I'm in shape. Round is a shape. #sliceoflife

i'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart ~ E.E. Cummings #quote

As for Doing-good...I have tried it fairly, and, strange as it may seem, am satisfied that it does not agree with my constitution. ~ Henry David Thoreau, The Portable Thoreau #quote

Love, like paint, can make things beautiful when you spread it, but it simply dries up when you don't use it. #oneliners

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. ~ Bill Copeland #quote

REFORM, v. A thing that mostly satisfies reformers opposed to reformation. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper. #oneliners

PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole. The dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary #quote

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. ~ Albert Einstein #quote

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word #bumperstickers

A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be. #oneliners

If there is no enemy within, the enemy out side can do us no harm. ~ African #Proverb

For every human problem there is a solution that is simple, neat and wrong. ~ H.L. Mencken #humanNature

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit #bumperstickers

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You Have Such a February Face


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