For some reason, I get very Upset when people eat cold Food. I get even more upset when they have all the convenient means to heat their food yet still choose to eat a cold slab of leftover steak because they are lazy and netflix is just more important.

In my head, hot food is one of the basic forms of respect you give yourself and being an advocate of self-care and well, decent living, you should make an effort in at least eating Hot Meals no matter how hungover or depressed you feel. And this argument, I can't really articulate well so I end up just being extremely annoyed and at times, really mad while I grab plates and forcefully push microwave buttons.

Have your parents served you cold meals (when they're supposed to be hot?) before? NO because they love you and if I make this a big deal, then chances are I care about you and you're one lucky bastard. Seriously, If somebody serves me cold food, I would have already judged their standards of hospitality and the way they would take care of me if say, I get sick or heartbroken or something. I'd rather hang out with people who would be knocking on my apartment door on a rainy night with lobster bisque, medicines and FRIENDS DVDs in hand while I'm suffering from some pretend-adult sickness because I guarantee you I will do the same.

So eat well. Or don't be my friend.