What does a woman who works from home and has too much free time do with herself?

1.  Start a blog.
2.  Look for food.
3.  Look for food again because something new might have trekky-like materialized since last check.
4.  Make the bed [you just don't know what an oddity this is].
5.  Stare out the window.
6.  Return phone calls
7.  Answer the phone before the machine has screened it.
8.  Realize that actually answering the phone means that those same people will call again tomorrow in another attempt to sell the same cow.
9.  Watch HGTV House Hunters International.
10. Google Croatia.
11. Leave text sex messages at Happy House of Chinese.
12. Realize that B/F's new number is exactly one digit different than Happy House of Chinese.
13. Receive free dinner coupons from Mr. Chang.
14. Drink twice as much coffee.
15. Consider starting a non-profit.
16. Leave comments on other people's blogs.
17. Try to see my own aura [with absolutely no luck].
18. Plan a Travelocity vacation to the Isle of Man just to see how much it will cost [a freaking LOT].
19. Sign up for a free trial to Ancestry.com.
20. Make lists.