Since no one reads this, it might as well be.

Side thought: I should start my own "Dear Kat" service. I could give terrible advice and it would be awesome.

I have come to the realization that being a functional, acceptable person in society will never happen without the help of other people. I suck at being a girl. I'm not 100% sure how make up works, or if I'm doing it correctly. Thank god I don't really need foundation of blush or anything (Thanks roseascha!) because I think anything other than eyeshadow, mascara, eyeliner and lip. . .stuff. . .would be too much. I think I have mascara down pretty good, you just put it on your eyelashes right? Right. I think I'm doing eyeliner wrong, but that's okay because I think I look good. (Or like a raccoon, really it's up to you.) Eyeshadow is totally lost on me. I get that you put the colors on your eyelid, but there are other steps?! What is this about my "brow bone"? WTF IS THAT?! I. . . I think I get it, but probably not. If you ever see me feel free to point it out, or not saying anything. I am happy in thinking that I don't look like a whore.

Also I can't color coordinate worth my life. Why don't pink and purple go together? Or brown and black? I don't understand. You're telling me red and yellow are bad? But why? They look fine to me.

This might be why other sims shriek when my sim walks by.

P.S. What do you do with bras that are too small for you? I'm at a loss, because I don't want to throw them away, but you can't donate used bras (understandably).

P.P.S. Here is a picture my friend Bethany drew of her boyfriend Matt. Enjoy.