So I am about 98.99% sure that my gorgeous Motherfucking cat is a Norwegian Forest Cat. Those cats are BAD. ASS. I mean, look at these cats:

Those are some motherfucking beautiful cats. That second picture might as well be of my cat, it looks just like him. The first one does too, but the second is JUST. LIKE. MY. CAT. It's apparently a very common weegie fur pattern.


Look at that beautiful motherfucker. He is so fucking regal and awesome. He is a motherfucking Norwegian Forest Cat. The best breed of them all. Did you know the vikings used them while they were raping and pillaging towns? FUCK YES THEY DID. Did you know they climb down trees face-forward? FUCK YES THEY DO.

DID YOU KNOW THEY ARE LOYAL AS SHIT? BECAUSE THEY ARE. MY WEEGIE IS SLEEPING WITH ME RIGHT NOW! HE SLEEPS ON MY BED EVERY MOTHERFUCKING NIGHT.

He is only 2 years old and named Beauford. Fuckyea. I love this cat.

I was going to post more on Norwegian Forest Cats, but I think this post has gone on long enough. Goodnight.