So, you all know that girl from Legally Blonde, (No, not Reese Whitherspoon) Elle's friend with the brown hair? Yeah, my criminology teacher sounds just like her. It's really distracting. And I think it might make it hard for me to take her seriously too. I mean, she's from missouri. Why does she have a heavy valley girl accent.

My second professor is Santa.

 THAT only with a more trimmed beard. It's hilarious. He's nice though, so I think I'll enjoy that class a lot.

My last professor. . . .I'm not sure on. She. . . .Well, the internet excites/confuses her. And she told us this. Now, I know pretty much everything about the internet. I have been into the dark corners where hopefully most of you will never find yourselves. The internet is not large and mysterious, it's just bulky. Like a middle-aged man who ate too much at thanksgiving. Finding information is ridiculously easy, and finding out if that information is credible or not is even easier. So right now she kind of seems like an idiot but who knows.


My favorite is Santa Claus

ALSO: Computer fixy guy came and my laptop is all better! Yay!