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Get to know the Mole man

If you could be anything what would you be?

Ooooh a Rock, no wait... a pile of rocks, that way I would always rock.
get it? rock, because I'm a rock. It really makes you think.

What feature are you most proud of?

The third Knuckle on my left hand... oh you're so pretty, I know you want me, you little knuckle wuckle you. Also my foul mouth. poo wee fart bum, he he he.

How often would you Shower in a week?

Well lets see, 7 days in a week (pause) carry the one (counts fingers) once, and thats only every a dry shower, just to get rid of the dry sweat and dead skin, which I collect in a jar and eat as an after school snack.

You are given 3 Wishes, what do you wish for?

A pony.

And the other 2 wishes?

2 more ponies.

Finally what is your name?

Damn trick questions, ummmm steve?

Sorry incorrect, better luck next time.


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