Over the years we've learned a thing or two about people, what makes them tick and what can unnecessarily escalate a situation from good to being maced in the face.

As a salty crew at YourBondDaddy, we like to keep things simple, so we came up with a couple of rules we all live by that if followed, keep everyone Safe and have us all back home with our families.

Elliott Sondag's rules are very simple. At 6'4", bald and strapped, you best follow them too!

Joe is a simple man. A US Army veteran and skilled hunter, for your own sake, we highly suggest you follow his rules, if you know what's best for ya!

Dion is a man of few words. That is until you touch his hair or if you decide to clowning around and fight back. May we suggest doing what you're told.

In the end, we all want to get home safe to our family and friends. And since you called us when you found yourself jammed up, if we're out looking for you, it's not our fault you didn't show up for court!

Follow the rules. Trust us. It's really for your sake!