These Sarah Palin quotes will inspire you. Sarah Louise Palin is an American politician, commentator, author, and reality television personality, who served as the 9th governor of Alaska from 2006 until her resignation in 2009.

A collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging Sarah Palin quotes, Sarah Palin sayings, and Sarah Palin proverbs.

Best Sarah Palin Quotes

1. “Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.” ~ Sarah Palin
2. “I really want Congress to do its job, the constitutional power that they have, to halt an imperial presidency, to halt this fundamental transformation of America that is making us an unrecognizable mess of a nation at this time.” ~ Sarah Palin
3. “If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then
   explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for
   us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?” ~ Sarah Palin

4. “Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.” ~ Sarah Palin

5. “You either get free stuff or you get freedom. You cannot have both and you need to make a choice.” ~ Sarah Palin
6. “These global warming studies [are] a bunch of snake oil science.” ~ Sarah Palin
7. “Thanksgiving is for real Americans not Indians. We founded this Christian nation. Why if it wasn’t for the God-fearing pilgrims, the natives would still be running around in loin cloths shooting at things with their arrows.” ~ Sarah Palin

8. “The man can only ride you when your back is bent.” ~ Sarah Palin

9. “The people don’t elect U.S. presidents, God does.” ~ Sarah Palin
10. “Polls? Nah… they’re for strippers and cross country skiers.” ~ Sarah Palin
11. “I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.” ~ Sarah Palin

12. “We say keep your change, we’ll keep our God, our guns, our constitution.” ~ Sarah Palin

13. “We should create law based on the God of the Bible.” ~ Sarah Palin
14. “How do you know there’s not a door to heaven in the sky between Malaysia and Vietnam?” ~ Sarah Palin
15. “Lest anyone try to convince you that God should be separated from the state, our founding fathers, they were believers. And George Washington, he saw faith in God as basic to life.” ~ Sarah Palin

16. “America’s finest – our men and women in uniform, are a force for good throughout the world, and that is nothing to apologize for.” ~ Sarah Palin

17. “Canada needs to dismantle its public health-care system and allow private enterprise to get involved and turn a profit.” ~ Sarah Palin
18. “Bear hunting? Come on up and we’ll fix you up, you betcha. Just be sure you bring some hunting buddies with you, preferably fat ones who can’t run as fast as you.” ~ Sarah Palin quotes you betcha
19. “We don’t need to fundamentally transform America. We need to restore America.” ~ Sarah Palin

20. “What does the vice president do?” ~ Sarah Palin

21. “I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.” ~ Sarah Palin
22. “To paraphrase Hemingway, people go broke slowly and then all at once. We’ve been slowly going broke for years, but now it’s happening all at once as the world’s capital markets are demanding action from us, yet Obama assumes we’ll just go borrow another cup of sugar from some increasingly impatient neighbor. We cannot knock on anyone’s door anymore. And we don’t have any time to wait for Washington to start behaving responsibly. We’ll be Greece before these D.C. politicians’ false promises are over. We must force government to live within its means, just as every business and household does.” ~ Sarah Palin
23. “It may be tempting and more comfortable to just keep your head down, plod along, and appease those who demand: ‘Sit down and shut up,’ but that’s the worthless, easy path; that’s a quitter’s way out.” ~ Sarah Palin

24. “There were times (during my early campaigns) when I thought, “You know what I could really use? A wife.”” ~ Sarah Palin

25. “I love that smell of the emissions!” ~ Sarah Palin
26. “The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama’s ‘death panel’ so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their ‘level of productivity in society,’ whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil.” ~ Sarah Palin
27. “Barack Obama can give an entire speech about the wars America is fighting, and never use the word “victory” except when he’s talking about his own campaign.” ~ Sarah Palin

28. “People have a constitutional right to burn a Koran if they want to, but doing so is insensitive and an unnecessary provocation – much like building a mosque at Ground Zero.” ~ Sarah Palin

29. “If a caribou needs to be sacrificed for the sake of energy independence, I say, ‘Mr. Caribou, maybe you need to take one for the team.'” ~ Sarah Palin
30. “We need American sources of resources, we need American energy, brought to you by American ingenuity and produced by American workers.” ~ Sarah Palin
31. “Hope is not a strategy.” ~ Sarah Palin

32. “[Donald] Trump and his Trumpeteers, well, they’re not conservative enough.” ~ Sarah Palin

33. “Trump is the candidate giving voice to untold millions of fed-up Americans witnessing a purposeful destruction of our economy and the equal opportunity for success that made America exceptional, we’re watching career politicians throw away our kids’ future through bankrupting public budgets and ripping open our porous borders which, obvious to all us non-politicians, puts us at great risk.” ~ Sarah Palin
34. “Go back to what our founders and our founding documents meant. They’re quite clear that we would create law based on the God of the Bible and the 10 Commandments.” ~ Sarah Palin
35. “If the election had turned out differently, I could be the one overseeing the signing of bailout checks and Vice President Biden could be on the road selling his book ‘Going Rogaine.'” ~ Sarah Palin

36. “We eat, therefore we hunt.” ~ Sarah Palin

37. “Buck up or stay in the truck.” ~ Sarah Palin
38. “People know something has gone terribly wrong with our government and it has gotten so far off track. But people also know that there is nothing wrong in America that a good old-fashioned election can’t fix.” ~ Sarah Palin
39. “And Alaska – we’re set up, unlike other states in the union, where it’s collectively Alaskans own the resources. So we share in the wealth when the development of these resources occurs. It’s to maximize benefits for Alaskans, not an individual company, not some multinational somewhere, but for Alaskans.” ~ Sarah Palin

40. “They’re our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska.” ~ Sarah Palin

41. “There will be that zip-a-dee-doo-dah after the nominee is chosen. I guarantee there will be that enthusiasm. But to be brutally honest, with all due respect to governor Romney, who is obviously the frontrunner… hes not garnering a lot of that enthusiasm right now.” ~ Sarah Palin
42. “There is only one man in this election who has ever really fought for you – in places where winning means survival and defeat means death – and that man is John McCain” ~ Sarah Palin
43. “Within hours of a tragedy unfolding, journalists and pundits should not manufacture a blood libel that serves only to incite the very hatred and violence they purport to condemn. That is reprehensible.” ~ Sarah Palin

44. “I think a lot of people are capitalizing, perhaps exploiting, what was done via me, my family, my administration.” ~ Sarah Palin

45. “I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a community organizer, except that you have actual responsibilities.” ~ Sarah Palin
46. “I came to office promising major ethics reform to end the culture of self-dealing. And today, that ethics reform is a law. While I was at it, I got rid of a few things in the governor’s office that I didn’t believe our citizens should have to pay for. That luxury jet was over-the-top. I put it on eBay.” ~ Sarah Palin
47. “Oh, the naive Obama State Department. They say we can’t kill our way out of war. Really? Tell that to the Nazis. Oh wait, you can’t. They’re dead. We killed ’em.” ~ Sarah Palin

48. “If we were real domestic terrorists, shoot, President Obama would be wanting to pal around with us, wouldn’t he?” ~ Sarah Palin

49. “That GOP leadership, that establishment, they’ve got to get their stuff together I love what they believe in, I believe in it too. But they’ve got to get tough, man. You know what? It’s not just the New England Patriots who are dealing with deflated balls right now.” ~ Sarah Palin
50. “If we were real domestic terrorists, shoot, President Obama would be wanting to pal around with us, wouldn’t he?” ~ Sarah Palin
51. “I say to the Occupy protesters – you’re occupying the wrong place, you’re protesting the wrong thing.” ~ Sarah Palin

52. “I think President Obama is trying to deceive the public in pretending that he was not a part of Congress that has made some decisions in the past that got us to where we are today.” ~ Sarah Palin

53. “One thing that Americans do at this time also, though, is let’s commit ourselves, just everyday American people Joe Six-Pack, hockey moms across the nation I think we need to band together and say, never again. Never will we exploited and taken advantage of again by those who are managing our money and loaning us these dollars.” ~ Sarah Palin
54. “Each of us knows that we have an obligation to care for the old, the young and the sick. We stand strongest when we stand with the weakest among us.” ~ Sarah Palin
55. “Sometimes even the greatest joys bring challenge, and children with special needs inspire a very, very special love.” ~ Sarah Palin

56. “Take a stand, America! You deserve better. Resolve to live life vibrantly by looking to family, faith, and freedom in this new year!” ~ Sarah Palin.

57. “We need a commander in chief not a professor of law standing at a lectern – the lectern. ” ~ Sarah Palin
58. “Who calls a shot like that? Who makes a decision like that? It’s a disturbing trend.” ~ Sarah Palin
59. “John McCain has already tapped me.” ~ Sarah Palin

60. “We need leaders who will stand up for the little guy and listen once again.” ~ Sarah Palin

61. “Folks, this government isn’t too big to fail, it’s too big to succeed.” ~ Sarah Palin
62. “In America, we believe that competition strengthens us.” ~ Sarah Palin

63. “I’m pro-life. I’ll do all I can to see every baby is created with a future and potential. The legislature should do all it can to protect human life.” ~ Sarah Palin

64. “But listening to him [Barack Obama] speak, it’s easy to forget that this is a man who has authored two memoirs but not a single major law or reform – not even in the state Senate.” ~ Sarah Palin
65. “They think that, if we were just smart enough, we’d be able to understand their policies. And I so want to tell ’em, and I do tell ’em, Oh, we’re plenty smart, oh yeah – we know what’s goin’ on. And we don’t like what’s goin’ on. And we’re not gonna let them tell us to sit down and shut up.” ~ Sarah Palin

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