Classics: Penie, Peen, Pee Pee, Wee Wee, Winky, Peter, Bone, Boner, Schlong, Stiffy, Mr. Happy, Hard On, Member, Junk, Johnson, Pecker, Unit, Shaft, Pud, Chub, Prick, Putz, Willie, Knob, Dong, Wang, Wanker, and Jimmy.
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Dude Food: Sausage, Salami, Noodle, Banana, Bologna Pony, Meat Popsicle, Meat Thermometer, Man Meat, Tube Steak, Pickle, Weenie, Weiner, Beef Bayonet, and Pork Sword.
How Romantic: Love Muscle, Love Missile, Love Stick, Disco Stick, Magic Stick, Magic Wand, Joystick, Giggle Stick, Pocket Rocket, and Baby Maker.
You Animal: Trouser Snake, Cobra, Cock, One-eyed Monster, Hog, and Worm.
No, Thanks: Power Drill, Jack Hammer, Bat, Club, Rod, Tool, and Pole.
Honorable Mention: Purple-Headed Yogurt Slinger, Master of Ceremonies, and Skin Flute.
