Warning: Spoilers Ahead.

Stranger Things 2 brought us some epic new characters…

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Max.

AKA My Queen.

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Bob.

Sean Astin has been winning Hollywood’s “Most Adorable” award for 32 straight years.

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Erica.

THIS CHILD IS EVERYTHING.

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Kali.

So. Badass.

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And even Dr. Owens.

He was sketchy at first, but he pulled through.

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But one new character really set Hawkins back…

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Billy fucking Hargrove.

When he first speeds up in a Camaro while blasting “Rock You Like A Hurricane” we think “Okaaaay, who is the new Hawkins Hottie??”

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We’re teased a little…

Where will those legs lead?!

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…we think MAYBE they’re about to reveal the new man of our dreams…

Heyo.

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…But instead, we get this MONSTROSITY of a haircut.

Who chose this wig??

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And this horrible excuse for lip hair!

BLARF.

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These girls are being DUPED by jeans.

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How you gonna do Tommy H. like that, Carol?

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But even if he didn’t have the hair of a monster, he’s also just a real piece of shit.

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He almost ran over our precious bbs!

This was, by far, the scariest scene of the season.

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He is horrible to Max.

GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF HER!

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He hates Lucas for NO REASON.

He’s either jealous that a boy is paying attention to his sister or straight up racist. Either way, BAD. BAD BAD BAD.

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He picks on Steve, disrupting the ENTIRE social order of Hawkins High.

BACK. THE. FUCK. OFF.

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Like, even in the SHOWER.

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Sure, we feel bad for him when we find out his dad is Trash King Sr…

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…And we can’t really blame Mrs. Wheeler for giving in to his charms…

Her husband was snoring in a chair while she read erotic literature in the bath. She needed this.

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…But there was no redeeming him after he beat the shit out of Steve.

This is the face of a goddamn MANIAC.

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Thankfully, Max stabbed his ass.

BUH BYE.

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But knowing he’s still walking around Hawkins while others didn’t make it is INFURIATING.

YOU DON’T DESERVE THIS TOWN, BILLY. Go back to Power Ranging.

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Shoutout to Dacre Montgomery, though, who is definitely dreamy IRL.

Here’s hoping Billy will get some kind of Frankenstein brain transplant in Season 3.

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