So finally the #MeToo avalanche has hit the White House. And John Kelly is going to get snowed away. All because he got in the way of Melania Trump and ignored her demands.

Sheryl Sandberg of Facebook exhorts American women to Lean In. Melania’s foreign origins perhaps made for delayed action on her part, but her actions are in full bloom right now.

First, she spanked Donald Trump’s hand, letting all the world to see that she was no wallflower. Then after Donald showed his usual insensitivity to everything, she visited children separated from their parents at multiple detention camps.

Trump called Africa full of shit-hole countries. Well that was enough to make Melania visit those same shit-holes. And in a practice perfected by Lady Di, she clung to little black children as if she was their madonna. It sure makes for a pretty picture when a beautiful white woman clings to black children, something like madonna and child. The photo-op is amazing; ratings go sky-high.

And now she’s fired a national security council staffer under the very nose of John Bolton. Bolton got into a scrap with Kelly, so she’s making it even stevens by firing Kelly. Who’s next on the Melania mission?

Trump must have surely got an earful from her regarding Stormy Daniels. So he lets her do what she wants. Who knows what else she knows?

What about Javanka, who famously had it in for Kelly? Well, Jarred Kushner and Ivanka Trump must be grateful that step-mom is taking care of their enemies. Ivanka looks so so much like Melania’s daughter, what with their common Eastern European heritage, but isn’t. What relationship Ivanka has with Melania is unclear; Melania seems mostly concerned with her own son, Barron.

Many expected that Melania would be this dumb, stupid, glam doll who Trump would wear on his sleeve. She’s proving to be far otherwise. She has already said that the West Wing contains people Trump cannot trust and she knows who they are. If I were them, and I knew who I was, I would quickly start leaning into the East Wing.

Bill Clinton disdained India as much as Donald Trump does. Hillary came over many years before Bill set foot in India. Lean In, India. Lean In into Melania Trump. She can do such wonders for the Indo-US relationship that even the Donald cannot.

And surely she doesn’t think India of as a shit-hole country.