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The First Annual Golden Poop Awards: Gunsmithing


The First Annual Golden Poop Awards for Distinction in Gunsmithing


Brought to you by:

The Wile E. Coyote School of Gunsmithing


In association with: 
The ACME Corporation
 "Wide selection, instant delivery, questionable quality."





Today we announce the contenders for the coveted Golden Poop Award for Distinction in Gunsmithing.







The nominees for Most Creative modification to a Glock pistol are:

Grok the Caveman and his Model 21


Nacho Caliente and his stove top model 17



Tony "the Ladies Man" Macaroni and his Bling Bling model 27

 

Twink Jones and his interpretation of what the model 19 should have been


Although he had missed out in previous competition, here he is again, Otis Pyle and his model 22



And last in this category: Cletus Shartz and his model 17



In the Best Artistic Expression category, the nominees are:

Vito "The Butcher" Roselli's Springfield XP entitled: "Wacked in the Alley"



Flower Suncloud's Bersa entitled "Spring Time Acid Trip"




Guru Yogesh Boob's Sig P210 entitled "War and Peace and Rainbows"




Tucker Butkis and his "The Artist Formerly Known as Prince"  Mossberg 500 


Harley Davidson Kashner and his Glock disguised in Polish Army Camouflage



In the Best Tactical, under $100 category the nominees are:

Bubba Dean McCoy for his Super Tactical Scout Rifle
 

Billy Joe Bob Ed Earl Eberhardt III for his Tactical Wonder Carbine


Smoochie Wallace and his Super Sniper Operator Rifle



Roscoe Cephus Jackson for his Short-n-Swiss Lightweight rifle



Camaro Wade Smith with his Undercover Pistol-rifle



Gator Beauchamp for his Super Swamper Folding Chooter


and finally Jake Jeb Joseph Jasper Jingleheimer and his Streamlined Shot-the-wad Gun




In the Best Home Made Modification category we have the following nominees:

Sammy Quaid Johnson and his Multi-Purpose Dongle Grip for Ruger and Dan Wesson Revolvers.



Booney Wilson and his Tactical Gription (patent pending)



Dick Wiener and his Universal Modular Scope Mount



Beau Wazoski and his "Playdough Supergrip" for Ruger P series pistols


Yackov Ivanofsky and his custom high rise scope mount for the Ruger Mini-30



Homer Magoo and his Target Acquisition System for Single Action Revolvers




Honorable Mentions go out to:

Houston Delacroix and his Marlin 336



Marine Private Dean Gomer Simpson and his Hi-Point



Pooky Latrell Williams and his Smurferific MAK-90


Buffalo Billy Gumb and his Hairy Nightmare


Enos Jefferson Davis Combs and his Toilet AKM





This is purely for entertainment, forgive me if I offended anyone. Also if you would like to see more of this, see my other post entitled The Ridiculist





The names and awards listed above are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is purely coincidental.


The pictures above were found freely on the world wide web and are used under the guidelines of Fair Use, per Title 17 of the U.S. Code. Where possible the source has been credited.If you own the copyright to any of these images and wish them to be credited or removed, please contact me immediately.




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