| No pyromaniacs admitted. | |
| A quick family snapshot in front of the latest scene of a terrorist attack may became a treasured family keepsake that will preserve precious memories for years to come. | |
| That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there. | |
| The middle of a terrorist attack is not an appropriate time to catch up on your reading or paperwork. | |
| If you see colors in the sky, grasp your throat and pretend to choke yourself. Girls go for that. | |
| If your intended destination is suddenly vaporized, consider pulling over and watching the cool light show. | |
| If the weather is overcast with dark skies, look for worms in the grass. | |
| After all life is gone, modern appliances will continue to run forever. Think about it. | |
| Your telephone may be a practicing physician. Look for a phone with no numbers on it. | |
| "Wash your hands" of traditional long distance telephone providers. |
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