Haunted Lower Denture
Description: These teeth were made in late 1959 for my father.He wore them home and came into the kitchen door with them on. My sister who was older than me was there at the door to meet Dad. He smiled and she screamed blue bloody murder. She ran from the room and hid. Nothing my father could do would appease her.

My Gold Tooth
Description: This gold tooth stayed in my mouth for about twenty-five years. Then one day it started slightly moving trying to break free from its prison walls. Finally, it started flopping around like a fish out of water. I didn't want the dentist bill, so I finally manage to free it from its imprisonment.

Ghost In A Jar
Description: It was back in the early 1980s that while I was out metal detecting one morning I came across an old abandoned cemetry. Nearby were some old foundations of what had once been houses or a possibly a church. It was around one of these foundations that my metal detector suddenly began to sound off.

Never Ending Roll Of Toilet Paper
Description: This is a roll of toilet paper with no hole in the middle. Great gag because there is no way to put it on a roll. Of all the many valuable and can't possibly afford items this has surely got to be the most sought item ever. I'm surprised that the bids aren't up in the thousands since it so unique. Not really

Magic Skittles Wrapper
Description: This is a sacred Skittles Wrapper. With this wrapper life becomes a constant joy to behold. This is special to me and I want you to have it.Why buy an old skittles wrapper? Why indeed. If you cannot fathom why then its not for you.Let me let you about this wrapper a little bit more.

Potato Chip Shaped Like Mickey Mouse
Description: This is a real Lays Potato Chip that looks like either a bear or Mickey Mouse. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. This potato chip would mak a great collectors item. All items are from an animal and smoke free environment. So there you have it now all you have to do is bid on it if you would like to own it.

Unlucky Penny
Description: If you have an enemy and you want them to be cursed, just carefully drop this penny on the table while wearing rubber gloves and ask them to pick it up. When they touch it Bad Luck will be cast upon them. I was told that this bad luck LUCK penny was found on a freeway at the site of a fatal car crash.