Tags: phone talking

October 31st 2007

ok...so you're bored of the person you're chattin wid.
how do u get the message to him ???
here's how !!

To Tell Him/Her That You're Eating !

Consuming food.

Damn I'm hungarian

Did I Eat Today?

Eating... because fat kids are harder to kidnap.

Exercising my taste buds.

Expanding my stomach.

Gone hungry be back soon

Hunger struck, be back when the fridge is empty.

Hungrier than you!

Hunting for food.

To Tell Him/Her Your At the Phone !

Did you ever notice that girls are always on the phone? Hold on I'm on the phone right now...

Doo,doo, doo! The Screen name you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time. Please hang up and try again.

Even though you love me and I love you, i'm talking on the phone so too bad for you.

Exercising my vocal cords.

Help! There's someone hiding inside my phone, and they're talking to me.

Help, I'm on the phone and I can't stop talking.

Help, the phone won't come off my ear and the voice on the other end won't stop talking.

Hey ****, I actually have real friends to talk to on the phone instead of virtual friends like you.

Hey ****. I'm not here at the moment because I'm answering the phone. Even though I know it's not that hottie from school.

To Tell Them Your Jus Bored Of Him/Her !!!

Doing something better than talking to %n

A millennium is 1000 years. Thats how long I don't want to talk to you.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend!! Yes You!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!!

Cancel my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues

Doing something better than talking to %n

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies

Don't take it personaly.. but you smell like an ice cube

Earth is full. Go home.

Go find a straw %n cuz you suck! God made mountains, god made trees, god made you but we all make mistakes.

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