I hate hicks.

Or rednecks or whatever you call them. I hate them. I want to bury something sharp in their bodies and listen to them squeal like pigs but wait they are pigs.

Good Lord!

Alright so I'll explain. I went to a Vikings scrimmage tonight in fact just got home and what do I find there? Yes attractive girls serving beer and not carding people which made me oh so tempted to just get one but I didn't have five dollars so it was pointless - but also hordes of people that looked like they should be drug out into the backyard and shot. By this I mean hicks or rednecks or whatever you call them.

I'm tired of seeing them. This is southern Minnesota goddamit not Arkansas. This never was a Confederate state so stop putting those fucking stickers in your windows. And no one here should like NASCAR because that's for drunk shitkickers anyway. Oh and don't wear those fucking beer shirts especially something repulsive like Miller Lite. Unless you are serving Miller Lite in which case you should be shot for an entirely different reason.

And you know what else pisses me off? People who sing the fucking National Anthem like we all don't know it. Fuck off. While singing the National Anthem at football and baseball games and shit like that is supposed to be an honour or something like that it seems as if all the honour has gone out of it when you get fucking retarded people with keyboards or girls who only hit flat notes and don't understand the concept of pulling the microphone away from her face when pumping out the harsher parts. But stop singing the fucking National Anthem along with them.

And all those fucking whored up 15 year olds should just have their uteruses ripped out.