You should probably learn a little about me so you can understand this site better. Though a Biology student during the day, I am the GnomeCaptain, Grand and Most Honored Royal Captain of the Gnomes by night. It's a pretty cushy job really; gnomes mostly take good care of themselves. Sometimes I have to give somebody a little push in the right direction, but I'm mostly a figurehead. So enjoy the blog, and maybe you'll learn something!