I read this article today pokin fun at the way the Brits speak and how bad they are with money. I Gotta say that as a patriotic American, this doesn't do us no good. Honey, I appreciate you're trying to make folks laugh, but you gotta think of the bigger picture. Sure those Brits talk funny - and I gotta say, when I hear that accent it makes me kinda shiver, and oftentimes it just makes me think of Sean Connery in one of those James Bond movies, you remember when he's in his boxer shorts kissing that cute Russian girl, or was she from Korear?

Anyway, those Brits have stuck with us during the waronterror and our fight with Saddam and Osabama Bin Laden. It don't do no good mocking the way they talk and making prejoritative comments about their debts cos I gotta tell you gal I ain't in too good shape myself on the money front, what with the down payments on the truck and the big home theater system and the breast implant and Beth needing all that hospital treatment for the stomach stapling and, hold on honey, "I SAID Supersize IT HONEY!!! SUPERSIZE IT!!!!AND DON'T GO SKIMPING ON THEM FRIES" Jeez, they come over the border, taking all them jobs that honest Americans won't do and then they don't listen even when you speak loud and slow. What am I supposed to do, learn to speak Mexican? Or Spanish? It makes me mad.