Nicki Minaj was sitting two seats in front of me.
Nicki Minaj!
I tap her on the shoulder. "Miss Minaj, I am a huge fan." I beam, showing her my iPod Shuffle. "I own all four of your songs."
The next thing I knew her entourage was "all up in my grill," wanting to throw me out. This was complicated heavily by the fact that we were on an airplane.
[*sigh*]
I miss Lindsay Lohan.
