LOBO -Predator Press
My therapist says volunteering time to teach orphans how to shoplift is a poor way to deal with the guilt of being a true, full-time vehement racist.
And based on my carefully-cultivated image, I'll bet you never would have guessed that I am racist. But there it is.
I hate Hittites.
I hate them with a purple, venomous passion.
See, the Hittite kingdom is conventionally divided into three periods: the Old Hittite Kingdom (ca. 1750-1500 BC), the Middle Hittite Kingdom (ca. 1500-1430 BC) and the New Hittite Kingdom (the Hittite Empire proper, ca. 1430-1180 BC).
-And I freakin hate all three of them. I mean they are dead, right? How the fuck great can you be if you're dead? Hm? I can, say, go make a pot of coffee. Would you Hittites like a cup of coffee? No? Oh, you're dead you say?
Well, HA HA.
More coffee for me.
And no, I don't think organizing a protest is a good idea ... I'll go Dustbuster on your ass.
We all know intuitively that red is bad, right? Well, just look at this here satellite photo: see how bad these people are? I mean that is concentrated fucking evil, and we are crawling with it. I hope the Sumerians kick the crap out of them! Evil has never done anything to me personally, but I suspect in the wrong hands -like those Hittite rubes- evil would probably suck.
And yes, Indo-Hittites are pretty cool, but unfortunately everytime I see cuneiform, I just wanna puke 'cuz it reminds me of those lousy scumbag garden-variety Hittites. I'm nauseated I gotta breathe the same air they did! Blech. I can still taste Hittite crawling in it.
They oughta make anti-Hittite Febreeze.
Author's Note: This blog does not endorse the ill-treatment of the descendants of the noble Hittite, nor represent the ideas nor beliefs of the author.
No Hittites were harmed during the writing of this post.
My therapist says volunteering time to teach orphans how to shoplift is a poor way to deal with the guilt of being a true, full-time vehement racist.
And based on my carefully-cultivated image, I'll bet you never would have guessed that I am racist. But there it is.
I hate Hittites.
I hate them with a purple, venomous passion.
See, the Hittite kingdom is conventionally divided into three periods: the Old Hittite Kingdom (ca. 1750-1500 BC), the Middle Hittite Kingdom (ca. 1500-1430 BC) and the New Hittite Kingdom (the Hittite Empire proper, ca. 1430-1180 BC).
-And I freakin hate all three of them. I mean they are dead, right? How the fuck great can you be if you're dead? Hm? I can, say, go make a pot of coffee. Would you Hittites like a cup of coffee? No? Oh, you're dead you say?
Well, HA HA.
More coffee for me.
And no, I don't think organizing a protest is a good idea ... I'll go Dustbuster on your ass.
We all know intuitively that red is bad, right? Well, just look at this here satellite photo: see how bad these people are? I mean that is concentrated fucking evil, and we are crawling with it. I hope the Sumerians kick the crap out of them! Evil has never done anything to me personally, but I suspect in the wrong hands -like those Hittite rubes- evil would probably suck.
And yes, Indo-Hittites are pretty cool, but unfortunately everytime I see cuneiform, I just wanna puke 'cuz it reminds me of those lousy scumbag garden-variety Hittites. I'm nauseated I gotta breathe the same air they did! Blech. I can still taste Hittite crawling in it.
They oughta make anti-Hittite Febreeze.
Author's Note: This blog does not endorse the ill-treatment of the descendants of the noble Hittite, nor represent the ideas nor beliefs of the author.
