Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

9906. If you are against freedom of speech, you should not be allowed to say it. (Julien Tremblay)

9907. Being a parent is the only job you can accidentally apply for. (Phil Hanley]

9908. It's so much easier to hate and be certain than to sing and be moved. (David Oates)

9909. Philosophy is like Russia: full of swamps, and often invaded by the Germans. (Roger Nimier)

9910. Sleep is death without the responsibility. (Fran Lebowitz)

9911. Mimes wear gloves so they won't smudge the glass box. (Réjean Lévesque)

9912. The older you get, the lonelier you become, and the deeper the love that you need. (Leonard Cohen)

9913. There is much beauty in the things we do not control. (Marc Séguin)

9914. I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish. (Lefty Gomez)

9915. We dream of immortality because we are creatures made of loss. (Maria Popova)

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