Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

9886. You can't learn from mistakes if, in your view, you haven't made any. (Mardy Grothe)

9887. It is very easy to write about your remembrances when you have a bad memory. (Arthur Schnitzler)

9888. Perhaps we've never been visited by aliens because they have looked upon Earth and decided there's no sign of intelligent life. (Neil deGrasse Tyson)

9889. The moment is not properly an Atom of time but an atom of eternity. (Søren Kierkegaard)

9890. A pessimist is a man who has worked for three months with an optimist. (Robert Beauvais)

9891. The USA is the number one reality show in Canada. (Alonzo Bodden)

9892. Beauty is a sport where off-sides are frequent. (Frédéric Beigbeder)

9893. There's never a line for the men's room. The Lord works in misogynous ways. (Mike Baldwin "Cornered")

9894. God is innocent.  Noah built in a flood plain. (?)

9895. Pain passes, beauty remains. (Auguste Renoir)

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