Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

9826. It's said that you only get one life. In truth, you only get one birth and one death. How many lives you squeeze in is up to you. (Robert Brault) 

9827. If someone hits you on the left cheek. take karate lessons. (Quino)

9828. The night sky now is both/ a starry spray of mother's milk/  and points of light as bright as your last kiss. (Joim Culleny)

9829. Traditions deserve to be respected only insofar as they are respectable. (Amin Maalouf)

9830. Never exaggerate your faults, your friends will attend to that. (Bob Edwards)

9831. Intelligence is not what we know but what we do when we don’t know. (Jean Piaget)

9832. A muffin is a bald cupcake. (Jim Gaffigan)

9833. If there is another life after life, I would like someone to explain to me what is the point of dying? (Philippe Geluck)

9834. Never make snow angels in a dog park. ?)

9835. Either the United States will Destroy ignorance or ignorance will destroy the United States. (W.E.B. DuBois)* There is a definite possibility that the second might be true.

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