Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

9806. Violence on Television makes you want to break everything. Except, alas, the television. (Philippe Geluck)

9807. At my age, flowers scare me. (George Burns)

9808. Nothing is more embarrassing than the facts: they prevent us from believing what we want. (Claude Roy)

9809. Distant stars swing close/ the moon rests its swollen cheek/ on our long dark hill. (Catherine Baker)

9810. It takes the whole of life to learn how to live and [...) it takes the whole of life to learn how to die. (Seneca)

9811. End discrimination. Hate everybody. (Elle Eden "Bribes Institution")

9812. Women are like Spanish houses which have many doors and few windows.  It is easier to penetrate them than to see in them. (Jean Paul Richter)

9813. The only thing to find is you. Everything else is on Google. (Brahmadev)

9814. God's last name is not "Dammit". (?)

9815. Demagogue: One who preaches a doctrine he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots. (H.L. Mencken)

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