Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

9646. Alcohol, money and we learn, power are powerful revealers of truths and ugliness. Putting your face on a poster too. (Marc Séguin)

9647. You know what I like most about people? Pets. (Jarod Kintz)

9648. I prefer evil persons to idiots because they rest. (Alexandre Dumas fils)

9649. I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman. (Homer Simpson- Brian Scully, writer)

9650. Man: ungrateful biped. (Fyodor Dostoyevsky)

9651. Life is really just a river, it moves on, and all sorts of stuff ends up in it. (Tom Holt)

9652. Antimatter is a black hole surrounded by nothing. (Raymond Devos)

9653. "You're better than this" is almost never true. (Andy Richter)

9654. Being a husband is like being a weatherman. You can be wrong 80% of the time and still hold on to your job. (?)

9655. Without enemies, war is ridiculous. (Pierre Desproges)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary. Your comments and suggestions are welcome, but commercial links will be rejected. Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box. Have a great week!