Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

9616. Homo sapiens are animals that come in colors, not race/ Race is a pôlitical Animal. (Jim Culleny)

9617. Birth: involuntary enrollment. (Réjean Lévesque)

9618. I'm not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I'm dying my hair tonight. (Jarod Kintz)

9619. I envy the patience of stones that wait centuries to stay where they are. (Michel Rivard)

9620. Unlike women, men menstruate by shedding other people's blood. (Lucy Ellman)

9621. Being gay is not a personality. (Mona de Grenoble)

9622. Camping: that's what I call getting drunk outside. (Dave Attell)

9623. If God exists...keep your invoice. (André Sauvé)

9624. There is a difference in prolonging life and prolonging death. (?)

9625. However vast the darkness, we must supply our own light. (Stanley Kubrick) 

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