Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

9556. Don't talk unless you can improve the silence. (Jorge Luis Borges)

9557. We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. (Edward R. Murrow)

9558. Melatonin is a natural soporific...like the theater. (Mehdi Bousaidan)

9559. Who was the woman who, 13,787 ± 0.020 billion years ago/ birthed the universe from a bang? (Jim Culleny)

9560. Free will is God's alibi. (Jean Cocteau)

9561. Home is where people notice when you're not around. (Aleksandar Hemon)

9562. Culture is mostly identitarian and this allows it to be political. (Réjean Lévesque)

9563. I can't have children. Because I have white couches. (Carrie Snow)

9564. The phrase "don't take this the wrong way" has 0% success rate. (?)

9565. You have to be noticed to be ignored. (Charles McCarry)

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