Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

9516. If you do kiss a politician, remember this: you are not only Kissing him, you are kissing every butt that he has kissed in the last eight years. (Jay Leno)

9517. Machines have no sense of humor. (Paul Fussel)

9518. People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty. (Richard J. Needham)

9519. Civilization is the art of tolerating what we don't like. (Lysiane Gagnon)

9520. Faith is not a function of stupidity but a frequent cause of it. (Wendy Kaminer)

9521. [In Montréal] Bilingualism is being able to speak English. (Sylvain Garneau)

9522. Threatening atheists with hell isn't going to win them over. (Beat the Cult)

9523. If you remember that you once knew it, it's not Alzheimer's. (Réjean Lévesque)

9524. Indecision is the key to flexibility. (?)

9525. The older I get, the better I was... (Brian J. Campbell)

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