Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

9446. The teacher's job is to sell culture to customers who live under the illusion that they don't want any. (Daniel Pennac)

9447. Potential has a shelf-life. (Margaret Atwood)

9448. It's always the future we improve. Rarely the present. (Marc Séguin)

9449. The Older I get, the older old gets. (Becky Kevoian)

9450. Reading is the only way to live many lives. (Pierre Dumayet)

9451. The nice thing about Alzheimer's is that every day you meet new friends. (Ronald Reagan)

9452. And why are we interested in death? It's life's secret. (Dany Laferrière)

9453. You are Dust, and you will return to dust...That's why I don't dust, it could be someone I know. (mariana Z)

9454. My mom breastfed me. It was only 2%. (Wendy Liebman)

9455. It's better to be a clown than a clone. (Juyo)

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