Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

9416. Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. (Joseph Campbell)

9417. A cat is like a shrink. He listens not showing emotion. Impassive. (St.phane Laporte)

9418. Trustworthy people never say, "Trust me." (Jim Britell)

9419. A woman's dress should be like a barbed wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. (Sophia Loren)

9420. There is Mass hatred and mass grief. Mass vengeance and mass suicide. But there is no mass forgiveness, there is only you. (Cormac McCarthy)

9421. Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you. (Yasser Arafat)

9422. Appnesia: when you can't remember what half your phone apps are for. (Paraphrasing Glenn McCoy's The Duplex)

9423. Culture is what is left once you have forgotten everything. (Édouard Herriot)

9424. Old people: chronologically gifted. (?)

9425. Science is a way of trying not to fool yourself. (Richard Feynman)

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