Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

9376. Women don't suffer from penis envy. Men do. (Joseph Heller)

9377. Family is a good thing only if you chose it. (Daniel Pinard)

9378. Not doing more than the Average is what keeps the average down. (William Lyon Phelps)

9379. He is a hard man who is only just, and a sad one who is only wise. (Voltaire)

9380. Before the rubber band, lobsters ruled the earth. (Matt Donaher)

9381. Life is dangerous: you can die. (Maude Landry)

9382. Doesn't Prince Charles [now King Charles III ] look like somebody kissed a frog, and it didn't change all the way. (Wendy Liebman)

9383. Cinema is canned theater. (Louis Jouvet)

9384. All men are cremated equal. (Spike Milligan)

9385. In love, the only victory is flight. (Napoléon Bonaparte)

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