Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

9346. One of life's mysteries is how people who never listen can be so misinformed. (Robert Brault) 

9347. - Describe yourself using only one word.  - No. (Laetitia Castwa)

9348. No two persons ever read the same book. (Edmund Wilson)

9349. The fog, without the splendor/ of a sunny memory/ would only be a fake blind man/ with a dog of phony loyalty. (Jacques Prévert)

9350. Passion isn't a path through the woods. Passion is the woods. (Tom Robbins)

9351. Gratefulness has a short memory. (Benjamin Constant)

9352. Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. (Bill Cosby)

9353. Some think that happiness is like the future: it's for later. (Richard Deslardins)

9354. We invented God to make us good, and Satan to explain why we're not. (?)

9355. Journalism is organized gossip. (Edward Eggleston)

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