Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

9306. We never answer questions that we do not ask ourselves. (Pierre Foglia)

9307. Man will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? (Frank Moore Colby)

9308. Happiness is the prolonged shadow of my joy and pleasures. (Jean-Louis Gagnon)

9309. Almost anything can be preserved in alcohol except health, happiness and Money. (Mary Wilson Little)

9310. Hatred ever kills, love never dies. (Gandhi)

9311. The first amendment guarantees freedom of speech, and no, it doesn't apply to marriage. (Wiley Miller "Non Sequitur")

9312. When you look up, you do not see the frontiers. (Japanese proverb)

9313. Silence is not only golden; it is seldom misquoted. (Bob Monkhouse)

9314. The man who invented the eraser had the human race pretty well sized up. (?)

9315. Business is the art of extracting money from another man's pocket without resorting to violence. (Max Amsterdam)

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