Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

9236. Happiness: a way station between too little and too much. (Channing Pollock)

9237. Promises only bind those who believe them. (Charles Pasqua)

9238. The Opposite of courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. (Jim Hightower)

9239. Ostrich: the only animal officially endowed with political sense. (Pierre Daninos)

9240. What this country needs is more unemployed politicians. (Edward Langley)

9241. What the people want to hear is people who listen to them. (François Avard & Daniel Gagnon)

9242. World's Shortest Pessimistic Poem: Hope?/ Nope. (Robert Zend)

9243. Yielding to your internal rage is the opposite of being free. (Marie Laberge)

9244. No one makes a bigger deal about driving to work than fire trucks. (funnyoneliners)

9245. The beautiful thing about learning is that nobody can take it away from you. (B.B. King)

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