Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

9206. Never explain yourself. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it. (Belgicia Howell)

9207. War is a terrorist attack that never ends. (Stéphane Laporte)

9208. The Germans have done for the consonants what the Hawai'ians have done for the vowels. (Leo Kotke)

9209. Modern man hasn't realized it yet, but he is rapidly becoming a threatened species. (Réjean Lévesque)

9210. Success doesn't change you. Fame does. (Whitney Houston)

9211. "Elsewhere" is a word just as beautiful as "tomorrow'. (Paul Morand)

9212. Night draws its plough through the fields./ A fine mist: the breath/ of a black horse, dreaming./ Under its eyelid, the moon. (Susan Glickman)

9213. God made time, but man made haste. (Irish proverb)

9214. Follow your own path. Try not to step in anything. (?)

9215. Having rights is a little like having an umbrella. It's especially useful when it's raining. (Louise Arbour)

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