Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

9166. Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor, it is the sign that he wants all the truth. (Mark Van Doren)

9167. The solution to food waste is teenagers. (André-Philippe Côté)

9168. Life is one long process of getting tired. (Samuel Butler)

9169. Every firefly makes light only for herself. (Haitian proverb)

9170. Love isn't love till you give it away. (Oscar Hammerstein II)

9171. Happiness is not mass-produced, it is always homemade. (Louis Fortin)

9172. It's the day after International Men's Day. Men are half-off. (Michele Catalano)

9173. Gun bless America. (Stéphane Laporte)

9174. Only sheep need a shepherd. (?)

9175. Only the shallow know themselves well. (Oscar Wilde)

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