Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

8686. Whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not to be frightened by absurdities. (Bertrand Russell)

8687. I err, thus I exist. (Savielly Tartakower)

8688. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. (P.J. O'Rourke)

8689. Greeting cards are the graveyard of generalities. (Marc Cassivi)

8690. Until you make peace with who you are, you'll never be content with what you have. (Doris Mortman)

8691. Love is a sea of which woman is the shore. (Victor Hugo)

8692. "Please hold, your call is very important to us..." and to prove it we're going to interrupt the music every two minutes to repeat this message. (Glenn & Gary McCoy -"The Duplex")

8693. Hockey players lose a few pounds each game...most of it spit. (Réjean Lévesque)

8694. You have to stroke the cow before milking it. (Arab proverb)

8695. I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned. (Richard Feynman) 

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